Hoboin' it up!

Today I asked my bff Amy, if she wanted to drop out of college and become a hobo with me. She didn't sound very excited about it. But I have always wanted to ride a train. My life long dream. I always say I don't care where I go just so long as it is by train. This is important to me really. Train have just this magic about them. They are always in amazing movies, like "North by Northwest" and "White Christmas." And who could forget "Mr. Smith Goes to Washington." I do not know how much train tickets cost. So I always figured I would be a hobo. You see Hobos are way more cultured than just bums. Hobos travel all over and get to see the neation. and they don't have to worry about money and stuff, just travel around on a train. yes that would be the life...