This is my life. It's funny and awesome. And this is where I will tell you about it.
Wednesday, March 9, 2011
Meet My Friend Mallory!!
Ok are you ready to meet mycousin/friend Mallory!? Ok My computer is being ridiculously slow and underlining everything and won't stop underlining...weird. Kind of annoying but we'll deal
Anyways...I don't actually remember when I met Mallory because she was a baby probably which means I was rather young too. But I do remember when her family would come visit it was always really fun! I rememebr one time Mallory was telling us all that we didn't know how to say "y'all" correctly She would say"Y'all don't say y'all right. It's not y'all it's y'all."She was young when this happened though so I'm not sure if this is something she would remember. Also once as a teenager she came to Phoenix over Christmas New Years and she came to the New Years dance that my stake put on. Too bad the dance was totally lame and we wanted to leave early. But they lock you in and won't let you leave. Good thing we were like well My dad is here to get us so we are leaving. Anyways the point is We like to have fun together. Haha one time we all went to the mall when Mallory came to visit and she and my other cousin were slightlyobsessed withBackstreet Boys.Every time they saw something with N*SYNCon it they would turn it over or put a Backstreet Boys thing in front of it.
First of all the Basics
Hometown: Round Rock/Pflugerville TX
Birthday: May 3rd
Hair:Nasty. Jk its naturally blond but it has like 843789 colors in it right now (just FYI Mallory has really pretty hair I like it).
Color:Green or Charcoal...Green just seems happier Food: BBQ. No doubt about it. Movie: We Are Marshall..but I am also obsessed with Sweet Home Alabama Book: Anything by Nicholas Sparks Band: I don't know if this counts as a 'band' but Luke Bryan Sculpture: .....If I say I don't have one I will seem really uneducated...but hey, I'm from Texas so I get at least one free pass right? (I think it just looks like you don't have a favorite sculpture...MMMHHMMM)
Architecture:The University of Texas at Austin football stadium.....don't judge.
Other Random Questions
What would you do if you woke up from a coma to find the world in a zombie/velociraptor apocalypse? I would like to think that I would somehow stop it and save the world but we all know that is what Jack Bauer is for so I would gladly step aside and let him save the world for me.
Which Ninja Turtle would you be?Raphael..unless Splinter qualifies. (I vote that he does so it's official you're a giant talking rat and it's just what you always wanted... :) )
JWhat TV character would you like to be? Jack Bauer. Well not him but someone who works closely with him. I don't wanna chose a certain character cause they all pretty much die. (thanks...I guess I never need to watch 24...haha)
If you could date any celebrity it would be... Paul Walker. He is hot and he was raised Mormon so...REACTIVATION!
If you could visit any 2 historical dates they would be... The Constitutional Convention and...I'm not sure this will count as 'historical' to everyone BUT I would like to visit the whole 'time' of The Notebook.
Anything Else?? I am Alicia's favorite cousin but I'm sure anyone who has had even a short conversation with her would know that. Also, any spelling or grammar errors should be covered under the whole 'I'm from Texas' thing. Thanks.
So now you have met Mallory. Isn't she the bomb.com? All that and a bag of chips! You know it. Word to your mother. Try not to be too jealous of how awesome my family is...